The bride-to-be wants three more inches! I'm talking hair, of course, and more specifically Michael Van Clarke's 3''' more inches "life extending" range. I've got the pre-wash treatment, plus the shampoo and conditioner, and I'm sacrificing my pillow to the cause by soaking my hair in pre-wash product overnight.
At first I wasn't exactly sure how it worked, but I liked the sound of three extra inches sprouting from my head for uber wedding day locks. It wasn't until I went to no.1 Beaumont Street that things became clearer.
First, I must mention that a trip to the Michael Van Clarke salon is worth it for the massaging chairs alone, but mid Diamond Dry Cut I also learnt that this product doesn't miraculously cause hair growth, but it strengthens from the roots allowing your tresses to grow longer.
Okay, so it may not be a last minute pre-wedding fix, but all you brides out there with time to play with, give it a go ASAP!
You may have guessed that being back in reach of London salons was making me a little giddy - although I have recently discovered French hairdresser Benoît Poirier d'Ambreville in Chile so my Santiago salon drought may be over - but the other thing I must mention is something on which I have held my silence: The Dress.
The thing is - although I'm pretty sure GTB (groom to be) doesn't painstakingly read his way through my column (missing out, I know) - The Dress is the one thing thathasto be kept secret until The Big Day.
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It's all about the wow factor, and it would be hard for the bridal party to coo with suitable enthusiasm if they already knew all about The Dress. I will say one thing though; keep an open mind when it comes to wedding decisions. At the beginning I had very strong opinions about what I loved and loathed, and have ended up doing so many U-turns I can't remember which way I started out.
So, I'm afraid I'm going to hold my silence on this one, but The Big Day draws ever nearer and I promise to post pics and divulge details in due time...