The run of a 300-acre island off the west coast of Scotland?
We don't mind if we do. With 25 bedrooms, pool, ESPA spa and nine-hole golf course (not to mention a host of outdoorsy activities from fishing to clay-pigeon shooting), you won't struggle to entertain guests at this Highland house party. Just be sure to request the hotel's Farmhouse cheese trolley at some point during the weekend and take your pick of the 40 varieties of creamy, crumbly deliciousness.
Ceremony capacity: 120; Plate cost per head: £61; www.eriska-hotel.co.uk