The hedonist hotel
If you want to honeymoon with your favourite DJ and a 5,000 strong guestlist, welcome to Ushuaia. Begin with champagne at the legendary buffet breakfast where daily surprises include chocolate fountains, caviar and oysters. Then move to bustling Playa D’en Bossa for cocktails and sashimi served straight to your four-poster sunbed, before a short walk to the daily pool party, which runs from 5pm to midnight. Admittedly, the spa shudders with bass, although this weirdly made our massage strangely intoxicating. Honeymooners should hang their ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign in the more private Tower with space-age beds. Forget a mini bar: the MAXI bar is stocked with an erotic kit, oxygen canister and all the Veuve Clicquot you can afford. For a truly RKOI (Rich Kids of Instagram) experience though, splash out on the ‘Fashion Victim’ suite which boasts a circular bed, ceiling mirrors, outdoor hot-tub and a seriously indiscreet shower. Blackout curtains and ample soundproofing actually ensure a restful nights sleep if higher up, although you should really be at the trippy Last Call bar where giant ants decorate the ceiling.
Rooms from £180 on a B&B basis, ushuaiaibiza.com
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