The grand, ivory Regency frontage of this Cheltenham manor belies the super-slick decor and all mod-cons behind the scenes, which brings it closer in concept to the owner's swishy Upper House Hotel in Hong Kong.
There are 60 bedrooms, as well as a soothing REN spa for prepping and pampering, and vows can be exchanged in the Drawing Room.
For your first night, it's a no-brainer: book the über-cool Penthouse, with its very own staircase and entrance for total privacy, and a terrace with views over the rooftops towards the Cotswold hills.
Ceremony capacity: 16; Packages per person: £32
The Montpellier Chapter; 01242 527788;www.themontpellierchapterhotel.com